Got inspired by the quote, "Drink triple, see double, act single."
This is just some obnoxious poetry, really. Just thought it might be fun. Enjoy! :)
You drank way too much, every guy thought you were fuckable,
Stripped off your clothes quickly at the club; so drunk, you thought you were invisible.
Caught the eye of the guy whom you thought was irresistible,
Walks up to you and asks, “Baby, wanna get out of here? Let’s go to my vehicle.”
You were so shitfaced you replied, “When we get there, can I suck on your popsicle?”
He then scooped you up and drove you to his downtown residential.
He opened the doors to a nice place and you thought it was magical,
Next thing you knew he was holding you close and kissing your clavicle.
His kisses were so hot, you let loose even more and became illogical,
He fucked you non-stop for 4 hours; his cock was so big, its proportions were biblical!
Then you kicked yourself in the ass for forgetting a detail that’s oh-so-crucial,
Sex god forgot to wear a condom, how could he have been so forgetful?
You figured nothing’s gonna happen, it was just one night of you being sinful.
Couple weeks later, you called him, sounding maniacal,
You shocked him to his core because you were talking “pre-nuptial”
Sex god knocked you up, isn’t that ironical?
One night of pure pleasure led you to a slew of things undesirable.
Due to the fact that in 9 months, you’re giving birth to multiples,
Now both your lives are utterly miserable
All because you drank triple,
Saw double,
and acted single!
© Carmela Guevara
This is just some obnoxious poetry, really. Just thought it might be fun. Enjoy! :)
You drank way too much, every guy thought you were fuckable,
Stripped off your clothes quickly at the club; so drunk, you thought you were invisible.
Caught the eye of the guy whom you thought was irresistible,
Walks up to you and asks, “Baby, wanna get out of here? Let’s go to my vehicle.”
You were so shitfaced you replied, “When we get there, can I suck on your popsicle?”
He then scooped you up and drove you to his downtown residential.
He opened the doors to a nice place and you thought it was magical,
Next thing you knew he was holding you close and kissing your clavicle.
His kisses were so hot, you let loose even more and became illogical,
He fucked you non-stop for 4 hours; his cock was so big, its proportions were biblical!
Then you kicked yourself in the ass for forgetting a detail that’s oh-so-crucial,
Sex god forgot to wear a condom, how could he have been so forgetful?
You figured nothing’s gonna happen, it was just one night of you being sinful.
Couple weeks later, you called him, sounding maniacal,
You shocked him to his core because you were talking “pre-nuptial”
Sex god knocked you up, isn’t that ironical?
One night of pure pleasure led you to a slew of things undesirable.
Due to the fact that in 9 months, you’re giving birth to multiples,
Now both your lives are utterly miserable
All because you drank triple,
Saw double,
and acted single!
© Carmela Guevara
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